Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Spanish Sweet Fifteen

"I love them because I give them as Christmas presents to my family."
(My Spanish teacher discussing cell phone/iPod confiscation.)

Sunday, August 26, 2007


Her name is Sushi Mango.
Why would you name a cat Sushi Mango?
Where did you get it?
I got it at Wal-Mart, I just had to get it.

All my life I've eaten the frosting last, and look- I'm still doing it! [Pause.] This is really good cake!
I know, it is!
Yeah, it's really good cake! Where did they get it?

You know what the great thing about this one is? You can see what's inside of it. But the black one looks cool. It's your choice.

Kate! Kate! Come here! Kate? Kate!

His name is now Rabbit.
Why is he Rabbit? I don't get it.
Well, he kind of looks like a rabbit.
Oh yeah, he kind of does!
Also, when Dave tried to hand him a piece of paper, he tried to hold it in his mouth.
One nickname down, a hundred to go.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Lucky thirteen!

she: We could go in the pool.
he: Yeah, but I'll have to change up first. I have my boxers on under these.

mom to kid: If you don't eat your bagel, you can't have any tofu.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

1+2=12 (but 2+2=FISH)

You have lizards?! Oh my god, I always wanted lizards but my mom...

[Stranger, to Random Lady] That was really fun!
[Me, adding my two cents] This is my favorite ride in the whole park!
[Random Lady] Really?

[harried-looking dad]Well, what do you want to do? It's your birthday.
[preteen birthday girl]*nasal whine* I don't keeyare!

My lord, it's like the size of a tarmac!


Hey, there's another bathroom at the bottom of this hill, if you don't want to wait in line.
Oh, there is?
Yeah, follow me.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Mean yet funny guy at the supermarket [Hanyo}

"This is an A and B conversation, C your way out."

"You have a big head."

"I'm proud of your mom. if i lived with you i would put you up for adoption."

"if i was your mom i would have dropped you."

over heard at a dunkin donuts counter!

Saturday, August 11, 2007


Alexander should come with me. Hey, Alexander! Come here!

Why do we have to go to Willie's?
(sorry if we spelled your name wrong, Willie.)

*splash* Ew, look, this water is dirty! It has, like, fish poop in it!
Ew! Spiders in the water!!!
For the record, they were water bugs, not spiders. And those boys should have realized that when you go ANYwhere near them, the bugs go away. Sissies... :D

Luke, you suck! You're like the worst basketball player I've ever seen!
*chanting in the background* Digdigdigdigdigdigdigdig!!!

Did you get the jackpot?
No, she did.
*words to the effect of "I've never gotten the jackpot before!*

We heard a LOT of funny sound bites on our vacation, but my personal number 1 most favorite is the following:

DRAG QUEEN: *beeps* I can't stop now! *zoom of a Vespa*


RANDOM TOURIST LADY: I almost got hit by a drag queen!

I thought that would be a good bumper sticker: I got hit by a drag queen on a Vespa in P-town, Mass.

Number Nine *John Lennon's voice echoes...*

Angelface...[NAME]... looked like a munchkin!

[Beep beep] WAKE UP!

*British accent* It makes a delicious mixture.
*American accent* Wait, where's the chocolate?
*British accent* Oh, it's already mixed in.

I heard the first one walking into a CVS, the second one while waiting at a red light, and the third one at a really good cafe.

Friday, August 10, 2007


"Are You going to charge me or let me pass the magic rainbow village?"

heard this one in a parking lot in canada.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Number Seven

My mom and Savannah's mom are like the exact same person.

Does it look like blood?
Well, if it doesn't look like it, you could just pretend that it does.
Are we using your credit card?