Girl: He can't just dance. He has to have it choreographed for him.
Girl, failing at opening candy wrapper: Are these child-proofed?
Parent: It's like, kids, wait 'til you're older and you have more things to carry.
Why don't they just serve everyone corn and get it over with?
Guy: Hello?! It's my tongue. I want to keep it in my mouth.
Boy staring at a cracker: That's disgusting... He licked it and.... That's disgusting.... (eats cracker)
Chatty art class student: My dad tears whenever I pluck his eyebrows. They are so long they go all the way into his eyes!
Person with British accent: Shall i drop it like it's hot?