66 Knights of the Round Table

[Before Spamalot begins]
Dad: The password is "the knights who say ni!"
Son: I'm typing it in!
Dad: [musing] How do you spell "ni"? N... I...

[On the train]
Man: ... that and the fact that you're not blood related?
Woman: And I didn't grow up in the South.
Man: Yeah.

Man: (It's like the) days of the Amish when you just have to memorize phone numbers.

Number Seven

My mom and Savannah's mom are like the exact same person.

Does it look like blood?
Well, if it doesn't look like it, you could just pretend that it does.
Are we using your credit card?