Yeah, everyone's evil these days.
You make me want to go--again.
I tend to like books where the main character has insomnia. Mark of genius.
Girl 1: Guess what? I have a startling new update!
Girl 2: On our drama?
Girl 1: Yeah! Guess what I think her name is?
Let's go! ...We're totally opposite right now.
Guy: I like [Name]. He's cool.
Girl: Yeah, he's cool. He's funny. He reminds me of a banana.
Girl: I swear, old people get on my last nerve!
Unrelated person: Liar! Liar! Liar!
You don't swear in front of short people.
They're actually better-looking in person.
1: Why are you gonna drink coffee?
2: 'Cause it seems like a good idea.