Girl 2: They won't be lovers when they go to night school together.
Guy: I can pretty much smell when it's Sunday. Every Sunday, it just smells like Sunday.
If in doubt, just hold hands and scream.
I'm the worst thing that ever happened to me. I always get in the way of things.
Girl: Like, I think even I looked stupid that night.
Not only do I get a pleasure from it, it's distracting me from my work!
Overbearing Mother: Well if you don't like anything there's no point in staring at these shoes!
It's like, You can't think of a lie that Doesn't cost money?