Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Pregnant Mom: Slow down a little, I'm not climbing up as fast as you.
Daughter: That's because you're pregnant!
Daughter: When I'm pregnant someday, I'm going to climb faster than that.
She sat there with her fork and her finger!
It smelled like something, though, bad.
Girl 1: She's super-pretty. Have you seen her close up?
Girl 2: Yeah, I used to play basketball with her.