33, ya know what I'm sayin'?

Girl muttering angrily to her friend: [Her own high school's name], Home of the FAKES.

I think I'll just stay here. For the rest of the day, forever.

They can't kick you out the day of the play!

She called me her lamb chop.

..."So you knew about it?" and I was like, "Yeah," and he was like, "Why didn't you tell me? I saw you today," and I was like, "I dunno!"

Miss, I just don't like hair.

Quattordechi!

Her name is Sushi Mango.
Why would you name a cat Sushi Mango?
Where did you get it?
I got it at Wal-Mart, I just had to get it.

All my life I've eaten the frosting last, and look- I'm still doing it! [Pause.] This is really good cake!
I know, it is!
Yeah, it's really good cake! Where did they get it?

You know what the great thing about this one is? You can see what's inside of it. But the black one looks cool. It's your choice.

Kate! Kate! Come here! Kate? Kate!

His name is now Rabbit.
Why is he Rabbit? I don't get it.
Well, he kind of looks like a rabbit.
Oh yeah, he kind of does!
Also, when Dave tried to hand him a piece of paper, he tried to hold it in his mouth.
One nickname down, a hundred to go.