We haven't really been able to post anything since December due to illness, lack of usable sound bites from the holidays, and extreme busy-ness. So here are a whole bunch of sound bites to keep you occupied. -Maria
...and that means tomorrow, and the next day, and forever!
Ensemble Chair: You will need to wear a dark-colored tie.
Baritone: Like black?
Boy: I disagree with you about that being hot.
Girl: So what do you think is hot, Shakespeare?
(Note: I believe the girl was addressing the guy as "Shakespeare" rather than suggesting he thought Shakespeare was hot.)
Excitable senior girl: Ask her if we can ask people in their twenties to go. 'Cause I can get a whole bunch of people in their twenties!
Girl, shouting: I hate it when guys wear pink! I hate it!
He's so funny, yo. He's just stupid.
Annoyed teen girl: Stop looking at me and smiling like you're my husband!
Mrs. ___ looks like a chicken wing... then I think of chicken patties and I get hungry!
Same kid, in math class: Chuck Norris doesn't do math, math does Chuck Norris! I made that right now; I thought it was pretty funny.
What, a vacuum? What the [ffff noise]?
Guy 1: Just give me thirty minutes after school. I have to shave.
Guy 2: It takes you thirty minutes to shave?
Guy 1: No, I have to shower, too.
Girl: I'll help you clean your room if you give me a pair of gloves.
Friend: [laughs]
Girl: No, I'm serious.
[Obviously freezing guys getting on the bus]
1: So, it's pretty warm out today.
2: Toasty warm.
Girl: ...go to the stables and ride many horses.
Teacher: Chocolate rules. There's nothing better than chocolate.
Student: Yes, there is: vanilla.
Teacher: No. No way.
I had to throw 'im off to get your number! ... He had to make money. Money come first. [sic]
Girl: I kinda set my house on fire this morning.
[Talking about "Jane"]
Girl: Do you like her mom?
Boy: I love her mom! I love her mom more than I love Jane.
I know she envies me... but she doesn't have to look at me all the time like, do I have something on my face?
Guy I: My mind and my body started shutting down because it was tiring! I had to run around the track four times!
Guy II: Was it bigger than [school name]'s track?
Guy I: No, it wasn't bigger. It was shorter, but it was longer. It wasn't bigger.
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Hey! It's Bela! I LOVE what you're doing with this! It's SO creative! Sign me up!!! I'd love to do this!!!
Seriously, I don't know why this whole "comments" thing isn't showing anything, you might want to fix that. Ok, bye.
Bela- it's fine now. Maybe you didn't refresh the page or something.
I'm so happy you came to look at the blog!
Luv your blog Maria - especially the little/big track. Thanks for visiting Jazz Cow!!
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