Do I look stupid?
Yeah, but so do a lot of people.
Girl: So why are you and him best friends?
Guy: Because we both share an incredible amount of historical knowledge.
What did you buy?
Em-pe-nad-as.
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Let's admit it: We're just too darn nosy for our own good. So, to turn this flaw into something constructive, we started writing down some of the really stupid, strange, wacky, and weird things we heard random people saying and posting them on this blog to preserve these gems for posterity.
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If you've overheard something hilarious, mysterious, or just plain stupid, please please PLEASE leave a comment with the sound bite and maybe a brief explanation of the circumstances. We really don't care how stupid or lame your sound bite is; just make sure it's clean.
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2 comments:
Happened at the art field trip 2day. (I had more but forgot)
''Oh, NOW I know where we are''
''Duh, cantral park, it says it right there''
''Oh'' [pause]
*cracks up laughing*
''But I meant EXACTLY...well, never mind''
''I have a feeling I've been here before''
''Duh, it's the 5th St, EVERYONE has been here before''
''Take a picture of me''
''Ok''
(after 5 minutes)
''One more, please, please, I promise it's the last one!''
''All right, here you go''
*looks at the picture*
''Damn, I'm a hottie''
''I don't get it. I thought we were still supposed to respect school rules at a field trip, yet, eveyone is smoking... ''
*confused*
woww so funny<3
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