Girl: He's not ugly. He's in the middle.
Female voice over bus radio system: When the light changes, you go, okay?
Mother, with sneezing daughter: [daughter sneezes] God bless. [daughter sneezes] God bless. [daughter sneezes] God bless. [daughter sneezes] Okay enough.
[This next one was really cute at the time. Not sure how well it translates to just text. --Maria]
Mom: Mommy's not looking for that kind of shoe, sweetie. Mommy's looking for black flats. A black, flat kind of shoe.
Little girl: What about this one? It's black, and it's flat!
Girl: I can foil like nobody's business.
Female restaurant patron: You had a lot of girls who were interested in you in the northeast. [laughing] And then you married the Wrong Girl.
Girl in breakfast line: Orange juice is like the water of breakfast. You would die without it.
Girl: Ohmygod I'm sweating from laughing so hard!
1: Trumpet. What are you?
1: Well, not You you.