Wednesday, May 19, 2010

85 pounds of wasted

It's covered in nacho cheese. Don't ask.

Woman in restaurant: I'm sorry, I never complain, but I'm 100 pounds and I should be wasted by now. I don't think there's any vodka in this drink.
Waitress: No?
Woman: No. Could you add a little somethin'?
[Later] Thanks for understanding.

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