Tuesday, December 29, 2009

81 feats of amazing strength and tonsorial skill

I could lift you with one eye tied behind my back.

I'm about to go spray some Fabulous in someone's face... It wouldn't be so fabulous, would it....

Guy with mohawk ponytail: I'm actually gonna shave the top of it, but I'm gonna rat-tail it and dread the rest of it.

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