Tollbooth Worker on her phone: ...just slow down and don't smoke as much!
Oh, dear God, worst situation EVER!
Guy: She's gonna pick me up and she's gonna drop me off and I'm rapping all the way down the hallway, y'all!
Girl, speaking earnestly: My stomach was hurting so bad so my mom eliminated soy from my diet.
Guy trying to sound smart: That's a bit of an oxymoron. Kind of...
Girl, listening to a song: I wish I knew what she was saying! I would be singing this song every day! Argh! It makes me so mad!
Security Guard talking to some boys in the hallway: You don't need that no more. It's all about reputation, you know what I'm sayin'?
OOH! Hand cramp, yo!
Girl 1: ...you smell like opium.
Girl 2: She said that to her FRIEND?!
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Number 45, CMT Style
"Let's see how many people interrupt us."
"Put that down."
"How YOU Doing?"
"That, too."
"Focus on your visual concentration."
"I'll add specific details."
"You have to sort of fill it in here."
"So, put in some quotes?"
"Don't ask me."
"She says the same."
"She's a smart student."
"This is fine, can we make this..."
"Change it from a hypothetical to an actual example."
[For those who don't know, the CMT is a standardized test administered to Connecticut students from grades 3-8.]
"Put that down."
"How YOU Doing?"
"That, too."
"Focus on your visual concentration."
"I'll add specific details."
"You have to sort of fill it in here."
"So, put in some quotes?"
"Don't ask me."
"She says the same."
"She's a smart student."
"This is fine, can we make this..."
"Change it from a hypothetical to an actual example."
[For those who don't know, the CMT is a standardized test administered to Connecticut students from grades 3-8.]
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