51 Persperating Spider Monkeys

I'm sweating like a spider monkey over here. [pauses] That made no sense at all, but whatever.

1: Wait, how were people formed?
2: I dunno, from bacteria or something.
1: Ew.
2: [laughs]
1: I just know the Bible version.
2: Yeah, me too.

He did these magic tricks and [stuff], you know, in public.

I share a gym locker with [Girl's Name] and when I got there this morning my clothes were folded.

32 Disney Animals

Girl 1: *showing friend baby picture*
Girl 2: You know what you look like in this picture?
Girl 1: What?
Girl 2: You look like the green M&M.

*Laughter*

Boy 1: *patronizingly* No, {name}, that's what you don't say.
Girl 2: *in her best comeback mode* No, that's what you don't say.

[somewhat later, maybe half a minute, more or less]

Girl 3: ...and I was dancing around the room *demonstrates* cleaning the dish.
Girl 2: Like Cinderella?

*General laughs*

Girl 3: *singing, albeit somewhat badly* Cin-der-elly, Cin-der-elly!
Girl 2: *sounding a bit personally offended* Why in every fairytale do they decide to clean and there's always a song going on, you know?

*General assent*

Girl 2: Like in Snow White, when she starts cleaning there be mad animals popping out, right?

*Nods, laughter*

Twenty-Two

Before we show you any more hilarious stuff we've overheard, I would just like to thank everybody for visiting. It's really exciting to get hits from all over the world, and people have left some really nice comments about the blog. Chances are, if I found it funny, you will too, so leave a comment and tell me what you thought was funny.

Well, enough of my yapping. On with the show! ~Maria

i wish i was cheese munchies. i want to see if people would go for me.

They know I'll protect them from the evil ducks of the universe.

[Italicized swear word] Richard Nixon!

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OCHO!

"Are You going to charge me or let me pass the magic rainbow village?"

heard this one in a parking lot in canada.