Girl 1: *showing friend baby picture*
Girl 2: You know what you look like in this picture?
Girl 1: What?
Girl 2: You look like the green M&M.
*Laughter*
Boy 1: *patronizingly* No, {name}, that's what you don't say.
Girl 2: *in her best comeback mode* No, that's what you don't say.
[somewhat later, maybe half a minute, more or less]
Girl 3: ...and I was dancing around the room *demonstrates* cleaning the dish.
Girl 2: Like Cinderella?
*General laughs*
Girl 3: *singing, albeit somewhat badly* Cin-der-elly, Cin-der-elly!
Girl 2: *sounding a bit personally offended* Why in every fairytale do they decide to clean and there's always a song going on, you know?
*General assent*
Girl 2: Like in Snow White, when she starts cleaning there be mad animals popping out, right?
*Nods, laughter*
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Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Number One
Just so you know, the first sound bite is a fictionalized account of something that allegedly happened. The rest is pretty much directly what happened. -Maria
Sound Bites
He examined me through the Froot Loop, his left eye squinting slightly as he watched with his right, yakking about putting gasoline in a boat the whole time. I didn’t, like, really get it or whatever, and it was totally weird that he was using the Froot Loop as a telescope, I mean, wtf is that all about? I don’t have a freakin’ boat, so I don’t need to freakin’ know how to freakin’ change freakin’ gasoline in a freakin’ boat!
Basically, I post everything "it" -- fashion, makeup, beauty, clothes, stores, books, celebrity gossip, TV, music ... etc. I am proud to have a mindless pop culture blog -- no haters please!
“Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!” I wish they would pipe down a bit, as they are trying my patience. Why do they find the need to foul the air with their off-key voices?
Aw… that sounds like a Disney movie!
That’s scary but I think that at the end you should reveal what you are talking about… just a thought. :)
This time around you/ Hit a goose on the butt/ And made a par
Hehe, nice imagery. But the poor goose! :) Lol!
“How to Hug a Baby? What’s that?”
“Oh, it’s funny.”
“Squirrel Management Technique?”
“Oh, this is really funny.”
dont take it the wrong way i dont cut myself or anything i just really like the metaphor
“’Star Wars Galaxies- Chapter 6: Masters of the Wild’?”
“I don’t even know why I have that.”
“Aww, that’s a cute one. I hope they know their dog is mauling their child.”
“It’s hugging the baby, obviously!”
“Any time you have more questions, feel free to ask.”
“Okay, I’ll do that.”
“No, you’re not getting the picture one now that I finally got one!” [laughter]
“Omigod, what the heck?”
“Hi, Mackenzie.”
“That makes no sense.”
“Are you even doing anything?”
“Not really…”
“Mackensie?”
“Well, I don’t know how to spell her name!”
“We go together… wait, what?”
“I’m like so bored.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, headphones off, clean the peanut butter out of your ears, eyes up here.”
“Wow, that’s funny.”
I know… :)
“No, Parker, why do you want that? They cost like fifteen dollars!”
Sound Bites
He examined me through the Froot Loop, his left eye squinting slightly as he watched with his right, yakking about putting gasoline in a boat the whole time. I didn’t, like, really get it or whatever, and it was totally weird that he was using the Froot Loop as a telescope, I mean, wtf is that all about? I don’t have a freakin’ boat, so I don’t need to freakin’ know how to freakin’ change freakin’ gasoline in a freakin’ boat!
Basically, I post everything "it" -- fashion, makeup, beauty, clothes, stores, books, celebrity gossip, TV, music ... etc. I am proud to have a mindless pop culture blog -- no haters please!
“Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!” I wish they would pipe down a bit, as they are trying my patience. Why do they find the need to foul the air with their off-key voices?
Aw… that sounds like a Disney movie!
That’s scary but I think that at the end you should reveal what you are talking about… just a thought. :)
This time around you/ Hit a goose on the butt/ And made a par
Hehe, nice imagery. But the poor goose! :) Lol!
“How to Hug a Baby? What’s that?”
“Oh, it’s funny.”
“Squirrel Management Technique?”
“Oh, this is really funny.”
dont take it the wrong way i dont cut myself or anything i just really like the metaphor
“’Star Wars Galaxies- Chapter 6: Masters of the Wild’?”
“I don’t even know why I have that.”
“Aww, that’s a cute one. I hope they know their dog is mauling their child.”
“It’s hugging the baby, obviously!”
“Any time you have more questions, feel free to ask.”
“Okay, I’ll do that.”
“No, you’re not getting the picture one now that I finally got one!” [laughter]
“Omigod, what the heck?”
“Hi, Mackenzie.”
“That makes no sense.”
“Are you even doing anything?”
“Not really…”
“Mackensie?”
“Well, I don’t know how to spell her name!”
“We go together… wait, what?”
“I’m like so bored.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, headphones off, clean the peanut butter out of your ears, eyes up here.”
“Wow, that’s funny.”
I know… :)
“No, Parker, why do you want that? They cost like fifteen dollars!”
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