56 Little Lads

Girl: Can I cut your hair?
Guy 1: No! Whenever people cut my hair I either end up looking like Star Wars or the little lad who likes berries and cream.
[later]
Girl: Weren't you paying attention?
Guy 1: I have ADD. Pardon my ADD.

Guy 2: Every time I go on MySpace she's in love with a different person.

Freshman: Ow! You stepped on my football toe!

35 Little Girls Running

i know havent been on lately
but i still love the creators of this blog.

yesterday a little girl was running around the christmas tree shop with a whisk screaming "FREE ENGLAND!"

it was amazing.