Showing posts with label harry potter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label harry potter. Show all posts

Friday, January 18, 2008

FORTY-TWO SECONDS are better than first helpings. havent you heard?

"SO THEN I SAID THATS MY POODLE THATS MY LITTLE SISTER"


Girl one: "Why are you on the floor asleep?"
Girl Dos: "So Martin Luther's wife will not be offended"

"Latin reminds me of harry potter. NOX. FACIO. right?!"
"yes then later you could have carpe diem, harry potter tatooed on your pelvis later."


"I SAID I WANT BRUNCH. GOD #@%$@!"


"I can't eat seeds."