Girl 2: They won't be lovers when they go to night school together.
Guy: I can pretty much smell when it's Sunday. Every Sunday, it just smells like Sunday.
If in doubt, just hold hands and scream.
I'm the worst thing that ever happened to me. I always get in the way of things.
Girl: Like, I think even I looked stupid that night.
Not only do I get a pleasure from it, it's distracting me from my work!
Overbearing Mother: Well if you don't like anything there's no point in staring at these shoes!
It's like, You can't think of a lie that Doesn't cost money?
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Ahh, yes Pace...
ok so just wanted to say something funny...but so i was at my friends house and we were eating caramel covered apple pieces and so she has 2 dogs and so they wanted some and they were like putting their heads in our lap and stuff so me her and her dog were having a convo and it sorta sounded a little wrong but was funny all the same and this post is rly long so im gonna put it in another post
me to her dog: what do you want you furry beast? stop licking me!
her to me: just push him away
me to her: but won't that hurt?
her to me: no we do it all the time-mayb he wants a ball
me to her: but he already has two in his mouth!
so yeah that was the convo and it was rly funny then so...yeah i miss you guys!
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