89 Ugly and/or Talented Actors

I'm very good at fake crying. I have to look in the mirror and then I can cry.

88 Rude Little Naïfs

Pregnant Mom: Slow down a little, I'm not climbing up as fast as you.

Daughter: That's because you're pregnant!

[pause]

Daughter: When I'm pregnant someday, I'm going to climb faster than that.

She sat there with her fork and her finger!

It smelled like something, though, bad.

Girl 1: She's super-pretty. Have you seen her close up?

Girl 2: Yeah, I used to play basketball with her.