1+2=12 (but 2+2=FISH)

You have lizards?! Oh my god, I always wanted lizards but my mom...

[Stranger, to Random Lady] That was really fun!
[Me, adding my two cents] This is my favorite ride in the whole park!
[Random Lady] Really?

[harried-looking dad]Well, what do you want to do? It's your birthday.
[preteen birthday girl]*nasal whine* I don't keeyare!

My lord, it's like the size of a tarmac!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!
Wooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!
Whoa!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!
Hahahahaha...

Hey, there's another bathroom at the bottom of this hill, if you don't want to wait in line.
Oh, there is?
Yeah, follow me.