Quattordechi!

Her name is Sushi Mango.
Why would you name a cat Sushi Mango?
Where did you get it?
I got it at Wal-Mart, I just had to get it.

All my life I've eaten the frosting last, and look- I'm still doing it! [Pause.] This is really good cake!
I know, it is!
Yeah, it's really good cake! Where did they get it?

You know what the great thing about this one is? You can see what's inside of it. But the black one looks cool. It's your choice.

Kate! Kate! Come here! Kate? Kate!

His name is now Rabbit.
Why is he Rabbit? I don't get it.
Well, he kind of looks like a rabbit.
Oh yeah, he kind of does!
Also, when Dave tried to hand him a piece of paper, he tried to hold it in his mouth.
One nickname down, a hundred to go.

Number Two

Oh my god what’s wrong with you?!
Exorcism no comments yet
What?
I have this weird friend who posts stuff on her blog.
Yeah this is the exactly the kind of stuff I’m looking for!
[laughter]
It’s a dream it’s about this cat who like wants to commit suicide or something and like… it’s like the exorcism, and she’s like “I hope I never go to sleep sad again” it’s like wicked weird!

I was going to print it out yesterday but we had that, like… duff come
Yeah. Each breath I take… I think you want to say “feels”
Oh, what did I…?
“Feel”

He looks like a Chia pet!
[laughter]
It's true!