she: We could go in the pool.
he: Yeah, but I'll have to change up first. I have my boxers on under these.
mom to kid: If you don't eat your bagel, you can't have any tofu.
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Sensational Quotes from Ordinary Places
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Let's admit it: We're just too darn nosy for our own good. So, to turn this flaw into something constructive, we started writing down some of the really stupid, strange, wacky, and weird things we heard random people saying and posting them on this blog to preserve these gems for posterity.
hey you!
If you've overheard something hilarious, mysterious, or just plain stupid, please please PLEASE leave a comment with the sound bite and maybe a brief explanation of the circumstances. We really don't care how stupid or lame your sound bite is; just make sure it's clean.
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Thank you so much!
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Like that's a big reward...?
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