Wednesday, October 31, 2007

30 Jack-O-Lanters

I hate really smart people.

Oh, God. If I forgot it I will personally hurt myself.

Mrs. [Teacher] put two Tootsie Rolls on everybody's desk. I got there before everyone and grabbed them all!

...At the end he got sprayed with this poisonous gas by the aliens...

Man in NASCAR jacket: She did meticulous work on this car- [pronounced "cahh"]
Woman: [interrupting] My God, you should see the car! [pronounced "cahh"]

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